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英語のジョークハウス ENGLISH JOKE HOUSENUMBER 1
| MOTHER A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently." "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?" "Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother!'? It would make me feel much better." "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!" As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!" "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk. 語句解説 notice 気づく follow around ついて回る ignore 無視する checkoutline 勘定を待つレジの前の列 Pardon me, 失礼します staring at you あなたをじっと見つめる事 uncomfortable 心地悪い recently 最近 I'm very sorry それはお気の毒に (謝っているわけではありません） How can that be? どうしてそうなるの？ purchase 買う |